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description: the pet penny - a bundle of love and affection. It'll make you smile; it'll give you infinite wealth; all you friends will lust after you; you'll get 12 visits from a celebrity per day; and MORE*

price: ONLY 1 dollar !

What it comes with:
it comes with:
a certificate of aucenticity
AND a birth certificate for your pet penny
Naming info:
also, your pet penny comes pre-named as "Lincoln".
you can however, rename it by sending in the birth certificate.
After this, we'll send you another one renamed!

*note - the "more" implies that little to none of these comments are / will be true
[ copywrite me (and yes that is an order) ]