1) How is the pet penny different from a regular penny?
A: The differences are simply so striking, its a wonder that anyone would ask this! but for the sake of stating the obvious, I shall do my best to elucidate:
Can you cuddle a penny? Can you take a "regular" penny for a walk? While technically you can, that would just be silly. I doubt you'd want to be ridiculed by everyone for mistaking a regular penny for a pet penny. Think of how embarrassed you would be if you went out walking an ordinary penny and someone saw you. They would be quick to point out: " thats not a reeeal pet penny! gosh you're a phony!." With the pet penny, you can really walk it, pet it, cuddle with it and teach it tricks! (Why just the other day, i got mine to do flips)
TOP 3) why in the world would a penny make a good pet?
A:Pet pennies are something special... Have you ever been alone at 4 am with nothing but a beer and the glow of the tv as your company? we all have.. even my 12 year old niece. With the pet penny, you'll have perpetual companionship! No longer will your mother call you mr/ms. lonely pants. ( Another advantage: being the open minded penny it is, the pet penny has no preference in neither sex nor species ) But we'll leave it up to you how close you get to your pet...
TOP 4) i'm still not convinced - are you sure you aren't just trying to sell us pennies?
A: Thats the beauty of it; Lemme level with you: of course we're trying to sell you pennies, but these are geniune pet pennies. An extremely rare breed, the pet penny was taught its tricks by the master himself: well known pet penny trainer herbert getalyi. We hired Herbert to hone the skills of all our pet pennies. So you see, you'll have Herbert Getalyi's personal guarantee of authenticity. That is something you cannot put a price on.
A: The pet penny has been a pious judeo-christian bronze fundamentalist ever since it willfully and concentually had "in god we trust" branded into its hide as a symbol of its unending godly devotion. This was back in June 20, 1792. At first, the pet penny was skeptical, muttering comments such as: "how can a benevolent god cause so many bad things, including natural disasters?", "wouldn't an omnipotent and perfectly benevolent god come up with a better and more "humane" plan than to eternally torture those who don't believe in him?", and "isn't the bible just a historical text written by men with many fallacies and contraditions?" Soon however, the pet penny discovered the way, the truth, and the light, and all questions were forgotten.
TOP 6) why can't i just get a pet nickel? or a pet quarter?
A: Not only would both of these be too big and bulky, but there's no such thing! Psssh, a pet nickel? next thing you know, you'll be wanting a pet boogie man or a pet michael jackson.
A: You will get the complete package: the pet penny and the birth certificate for only 1\$ ! ( some imaginative folk say this makes a great gag gift, though i don't see the "gag" in it) Now if you don't have a dollar lying around, then i truely feel sorry for your current economic status. So go out pan-handling and earn your pet penny today!
A: Well you see, the sky is blue due to the defraction of light off the atomosphere. Blue light gets scattered(spread out) more than the other colors(except for violet), this is why the sky is blue. The reason we don't see it as violet is because our eyes are better at perceiving blue than violet.
